Fred and Clyde had had many conversations over the years about the afterlife. They agreed that whoever died first would try to contact the other and tell him what Heaven was like.
Fred was first to pass. A year went by. One day the phone rang and when Clyde answered, it was Fred!
"Is that really you Fred?" He asked.
"You bet Clyde. It's really me."
"Great to hear from you! I thought youd forgotten. So tell me, what's it like there?"
"Well you wont believe this, Clyde. It's absolutely wonderful! We've got the most delicious veggies from the lushest fields you have ever seen. We get to sleep in every morning, have a fabulous breakfast, and then make love the rest of the morning. After a nutritious lunch, we go out in the fields and make love some more. Then it's time for a gourmet dinner and make love some more until bedtime."
"Omigod, Heaven sounds fabulous!" Said Clyde.
"Heaven?" Said Fred. "I'm a rabbit in Arizona."
Thomas Cathcart & Daniel Klein, "Heidegger and a Hippo Walk Through Those Pearly Gates".2009.